It was supposed to be so easy

And in yesterday's news...Oprah gave away a car to every member of her audience. It cost $7 million....but that's nothing when you're worth billions. God, that makes me sick at my stomach, the thought of having so much money. I wonder at what point you realize you can have anything you want. $10 million? $20 million? Sometimes I live like I have an endless supply of money, until I realize I can't afford to eat for the next two weeks. I desperately need a new car (the piece of sh*t I call my "ride" is currently on hospice...no more trips to the body shop, no more repairs, I just want it to die peacefully)...maybe I should write Oprah a letter (b/c I'm sure she would respond...most likely w/ an autographed picture sent by an employee of her fan club). Or maybe I should go to a taping. With my luck, it would be engraved soap day.

Not to beat a dead horse (I hate this saying...the imagery is quite depressing) but maybe blogging is the answer to my financial situation...but most likely not. I don't think having your friends read your blog really counts as a key market for advertisers.

I think it's time I officially declare my love for Jeremy Sisto. (Zach, Jake- this doesn't mean I love you any less). I'm crazy jealous that I won't be able to see him in Take Me Out...we're talking full...frontal...nudity. Damn you Geffen Playhouse and your $38-$53 ticket prices. Damn you to hell!!!

I'm ready for new Celebrity Poker episodes. Actually, I'm ready to play some poker myself. Maybe I should plan another game night. Yeah, good idea. Unfortunately, I can't have it at my apt, seeing as how our landlord doesn't like us making any noise whatsoever. It's quite sad- anytime I get home late (and especially if I've been drinking) I feel like I'm sneaking in...I actually tip toe and hold up a finger to my mouth to indicate "shut the f*ck up" or "shhhh", depending on how I place it against my lips. At least in high school I could just climb out my window and do it right....until I realized that my parents were really heavy sleepers and I just started walking out the front door. And back to Celebrity Poker...wouldn't you know, thanks to this little invention called the "internet" I found out when the next episode will air- September 16th. Check out the line up of players here.
Reagan